Scissor Me Timbers

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[uluchama]

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[xtacoqueenx]

Tell a man he hurt you and watch him get offended.

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[haleyincarnate]

Maybe in the next life. Or the next.

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[happyheidi]

‘Opawlia’ by Susan Herbert (1945 - 2004)

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[snoppy]

primadonna worm.... yeah... all i ever wanted was the dirt

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[inkskinned]

me making what is unmistakably a bad choice: lol 

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[memeclassheroes]

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[kleshu]

Fancy some berry juice? 🍓🍊🍑🫐✨

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[tinsil]

el muchacho monday…